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  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Jalan Atthirari Anni." Moon of My Life

"Shekh Ma Shieraki Anni." My Sun and Stars

(via beyoncebeytwice)

riothurl:

her: aaaahhh yess aaaaaa-

me: aaaalliance insurance thats right how can i help

(via eatallthefreakingchipskip)

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via jailor)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via eatallthefreakingchipskip)

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

(via vampmissedith)